normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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