I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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