Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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