You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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