Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
what is it with giant penises always finding me
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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