So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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