i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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