Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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