And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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