Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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