Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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