at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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