coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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