...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
please come you make the beer taste better
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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