Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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