i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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