Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Randomize
