ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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