yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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