Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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