Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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