whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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