Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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