Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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