can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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