omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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