it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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