I bet he comes in French.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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