Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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