we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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