i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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