I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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