"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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