This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I love having hate sex.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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