Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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