quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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