Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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