I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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