if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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