I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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