Umm I'm too high to move.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Randomize
