When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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