I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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