P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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