so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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