I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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