i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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