She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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