honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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