how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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