they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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