Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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