So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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